Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw
From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
*whispers unattractively* dragons
fact: It’s impossible to say “dragons” unattractively.
The Purple Shirt of Sex
oh sweet jesus
i can never look at purple the same way!!!!!!!!!
this is fucking awesome
This is one of the best things i’ve ever seen on here, no lie..
when you realize they weren’t waving at you